The Time I Taught My Son the Meaning of a Cuss Word

Confession 1 – I am not a perfect parent.

Confession 2 – Sometimes I have a potty mouth.

So glad Jesus knows my heart and loves me anyway.

This past week was rough. We dealt with an ongoing stomach bug. One family member after the next immediately after returning home from a beach vacation. So in addition to vacation unpacking and laundry, I now had puke laundry and toilets to clean.

Thankfully, the bug was short lived. But, you need the back story.

On Thursday, I fell asleep for a much needed nap during my daughter’s naptime while my son sat beside me and watched tv. At some point, I was awoken to his panicked screams from the bathroom in the hall. I sat up and ran to the bathroom fearing the worst.

There it was. The toilet was overflowing. Everywhere. All my towels were dirty from said beach trip/stomach bug. And guess what I quickly learned? I don’t know how to use a freakin’ plunger! And my husband was out of town for the day in Charlotte.

In my attempts to unclog the toilet, I just made more gross toilet water come out of the toilet and onto the floor, my shoes, and my pants. Due to lack of sleep and frayed emotions, I went borderline crazy. I put my son on the phone with his father to give instructions while I stayed in the bathroom to work it out.

At this point, I apparently said, “Sh**” five times fast loudly. Around this time, my husband asked my son what mommy was doing. And Knox replied, “She just said Sh**, Sh**, Sh**, Sh**, Sh**!”

Yeah. I’m awesome.

I eventually called my dad to come rescue me from the overflowing toilet. He fixed it in less than five minutes. Of course.

During the same time, my dog, who was put up to avoid getting into the toilet water, peed and pooped all over her cage.

It was, to be blunt, a “crappy” day. However, I recognized I needed to have a little conversation with my son regarding the S-word.

***It should be noted he is 6 years old and very much into bathroom humor. He just read Captain Underpants and thought it was hilarious. If you are unfamiliar, it is full of bathroom humor including a scene where the heroes defeat the menace by using fake doo-doo.***

Me – Knox, Mommy said a bad word that you really shouldn’t repeat because it will get you in trouble.

Knox – What word?

Me – Shit. See, some words are mean versions of other words and are not appropriate in public. If you were to say that word at school, church, in front of adults, or in front of your grandparents, you will get in big trouble. It’s just a rule.

Knox – Why? What does it mean?

Me – (And here is my big fail) Well, it is like the meanest, ugliest way to say poop.

Knox – (clearly grinning and thinking) Well, what if I say Chit? You know, like “Chitty Chitty” 

Me – Like Chitty, Chitty, Bang Bang? That’s not the same word. So, yes, it is okay. You just can’t say shit.

Knox – (smirking) You got it, Mom.

Sorry in advance, friends. I have a feeling I lost this battle and “chit” will be said. 

Book Review: The Little French Bistro

The Little French Bistro by Nina George

I feel like I need to begin this review by letting you know that I think Nina George is a phenomenal writer. Her book, The Little Paris Bookshop, was far and away one of my favorite books of last year. So, when I saw that she had a new book coming out, I was super excited. Unfortunately, I think some of my excitement may have led to some disappointment.

For me, The Little French Bistro was a slow read, and one that I struggled to get into. I generally have a rule that if you don't "get into" a book, you put it aside because there are far too many books to spend time on one you are struggling on. However, this author is a beautiful writer. So, even though it moved significantly slower than her previous book, I was still so in love with her flowery sentences and evocative language that I stuck it out.

Nina George does know how to write an impressive, moving, lyrical sentence. It is what made me keep going even when I struggled with connecting to these characters or the plot. Another issue may have been that there are many instances of foreign language in this novel. This may make me sound dumb or unsophisticated, but I do not speak any other language, so I feel like I missed a lot of what was happening in the novel. Of course, I understand I could have researched these terms, but I really was wanting to read this book for pleasure and escape. *Please don't judge me too harshly for saying so.*

With that being said, if you are a fan of books featuring an older demographic and women come into their own late in life, you will most likely enjoy this book. George is an excellent writer and I probably would have liked this book more if I had not read her previous work and had such high hopes. It might also just be because I am in summer mindset and needing some beach reads, and this one did not fit in this category.

* I received this book free from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

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